Today, at the age of 29 years and 42 days, I have ordered my first pair of hotpants.
Were I not in work, I would google ‘fat grannies in hotpants’ to find a representative picture for you, but I’m afraid I need my salary too much to risk doing so with the results that I imagine that particular search would render!
Why have I ordered them? I hear you ask.
Because today, at the age of 29 years and 42 days, I have booked my first pole fitness class.
Ditto the above re. why I won’t be googling ‘fat grannies pole dancing’.
Please – wish me, my classmates and that poor shiny pole the best of British next Thursday at 7pm. I think we’re all going to need it.
Food For Thought
Seriously? After reading that? You have a stomach of steel!